Explore The Enchanting Canals
Picture this: you’re floating down one of Amsterdam’s iconic canals, wind gently tousling your hair, and the sounds of a distant saxophonist playing, seemingly just for you. Whether you’re a local who hasn’t explored those watery byways for a while or a tourist freshly acquainted with jet lag, a canal tour is not only a must-do in Amsterdam but a fantastic way to see the city’s architecture and learn about its storied past. The canals are basically the roads here, but with fewer honking bikes. And fewer road rage incidents, thank goodness.
Discover Art At Its Finest
If your idea of “must do” includes pondering the deeper meanings of Dutch masterpieces, then you’re in the right city. Amsterdam is home to world-class museums that house internationally renowned art. Head to the Rijksmuseum to pay your respects to Rembrandt, Vermeer, and other artists who were Instagram-famous way before smartphones were a thing. Right nearby is the Van Gogh Museum, where you can gawk at over 200 paintings and more than 500 drawings by the tormented genius. Starry Night isn’t there, but you’ll still find plenty to marvel at while contemplating cutting off an ear. Just kidding!
Satisfy Your Taste Buds
If you haven’t tried Dutch cuisine, what are you waiting for? A stroopwafel, a delicacy consisting of two thin waffles glued together by a sticky syrup, should be your first bite. Trust me, stroopwafels could convince even the most ardent keto dieter to have a cheat day. Follow that up with bitterballen, which are the perfect accompaniment to a visit to one of the bars in Amsterdam. Pair these delightfully fried morsels with a local beer—just make sure you don’t choke on them while laughing at the cobblestone comedians performing outside your bar window.
Cycle Through The City
What better way to embrace your inner Dutchman (or woman) than by hopping onto a bicycle? Amsterdam is tailor-made for cyclists, what with its flat terrain and extensive network of bike lanes. Whether you’re avoiding pedestrian tourists who love to stop abruptly for photos or steering clear of other cyclists who seem to own the road, cycling through Amsterdam is a unique experience that you’ll savor with equal parts terror and joy. But seriously, it’s a great way to see the sights while getting your cardio in for the week.
Shop ‘Til You Drop
Ready to flex your shopping muscles? Head over to the Nine Streets, where boutique shops and charming cafes await. If, however, you prefer to go big or go home, De Bijenkorf is the go-to department store for all your designer duds and luxury goods needs. Just try not to blow your whole vacation budget on cheese-themed souvenirs—though, honestly, no one would blame you.
Take A Walk On The Wild Side
The Red Light District is famously infamous and a spot you can’t miss. Whether you’re there for the old-as-time curiosity or just wanting to say you’ve been, it’s worth a stroll through its narrow streets. As it turns out, it’s also one of the best kept medieval quarters in the city. But remember, what happens in Amsterdam stays in Amsterdam—unless it’s sale time, in which case, snap those deals and upload them on social media stat.
Relax In The Parks
If you need a break from the whirlwind of activity, Amsterdam has plenty of parks where you can chill like a local. Vondelpark is the most famous and offers everything from theater to outdoor concerts. Bring a picnic, your favorite book, and maybe even an inflatable unicorn floaty for the park’s ponds (no promises on lifeguard coverage). It’s a slice of calm amidst the bustling awesomeness that is Amsterdam.